1. xpw:

    so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

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  2. radically-ironiq:

    Ladies & gents… 90s Drew Barrymore

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  4. smartgirlsattheparty:

    Amy P. was recently on The Approval Matrix, and was asked about the difficulties the “modern man” face. 

    Her response was perfect.

    (gif via amypoehler, article via micdotcom)

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  9. "Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, bar room regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording—all is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yet, God, I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night."
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    Sylvia Plath

    fuck every single time that last line gets quoted without the rest

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  11. "I’m getting my shit together. I need to meet people who are doing the same and who inspire me to do better. Anyone else need not apply"
    — Amen (via stunninglimitededition)

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  12. veganvibez:

    found the best twitter 

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  13. The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)

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  14. star-loser:

    Jessica is so cold

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